#this boss is fine

[anakinh]

took the screenshot thinking this was what would cause me the most emotional damage but then i met the 'resident' of the next zone

[jeyneofpoole]

it is so strange to go to the grocery store and realize that 65 percent of the people there just hate me and will always hate me. i mean it’s not like i didn’t know before. but i don’t think people in blue states will ever understand that level of sheer hopelessness and total demoralization and i wouldn’t wish it on them. if you love or even just know a southerner please realize that we can hear what you’re saying about us and it’s not just one wall of bigots here. people are already talking about refusing aid to states like texas and florida in the case of another natural disaster and i am begging you to realize that we fucking live here too.

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I feel like in Evolution, Paget Brewster has become to Criminal Minds what Mariska Hargitay is to Law & Order: SVU.

THEN…

2006/ 1999

NOW…

2024…

[critterbitter]

Ingo doesn’t know it yet, but his earnest compliments and lilipup enthusiasm has earned him a life long fan.

Masterpost for more shenanigans!

[bluebellowl]

Drew an Ingo on the whiteboard during a birthday party.

Started with blue, misplaced the pen, found a purple one and continued with that.

[hgedits]

You've just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof. Guess I never realized how much I depended on that.

[stealingyourbones]

I desperately need more mentor uncle figures and mentor brother figures in DPxDC to fill the interesting relationship dynamic gap that father figures stories can't always fill are u picking up what I'm putting down. Hell, just a regular friendship relationship with absolutely 0 familial dynamic.

[trustymikh]

day 12- illusion

keeping up the routine is verrry important!

[wineonawhitetee]

Took wayy too long, but, Mastermind killed me, so I had to draw about it. Some of my favourite shots redrawn with them as humans!!

(Ignore the colours changing, we're calling it an artistic choice)

[choochooboss]

"Top tier trainer & his ace!"

I was initially shocked to see how big Archeops is when I saw him flapping next to Emmet in Pokémas the first time!! Had to draw him smaller to make this idea work (normal archeops height is 4'07"/140 cm).

Archeops also weighs 32kg/70.5lbs, about the same as an average 7~8 year old kid. Emmet sure could carry him around for a while, if he doesn't wobble around too much! (Which I'd imagine to happen often, Archeops turning his head around like a periscope surveying his surroundings before leaping off to chase something and leaving Emmet catching his balance.)

[choccy-milky]

modern AU seb and clora's first interaction 📘📗 (and by modern AU i actually mean super trope-filled high school romance set in the 80's/90's LOL)

[expulence]

𝓨𝓾𝓶...

[acetier]

"Be a good mongrel and stay. Down."

[renonv]

I saw a lot of people being happy for these two to have a normal happy childhood in the new au and I agree I’m glad they don’t have to spend centuries apart and fight off wild animals and other mfs but I would also like to ask that uhhhhhh how long do we think grandpa makes it in this au 🫵👴

Lineart cuz I like it too

[caldella]

A compilation of Stolas insisting across S2 that he's fine when he's very much not fine because Hell forbid he be a burden on anyone

The infamous first "I'm fine" scene from The Circus

His text history where he downplays his own hurt after Ozzie's because he knew he hurt Blitzø.

(this one always gets me because holy shit people seem to gloss over how he makes himself a doormat to try and make Blitzø feel better - what an anxiety/domestic abuse signal)

After being banish-ed in Mastermind

And after losing Octavia in Sinsmas

EDIT: Adding this one in from my reblog

Dude just got his heart ripped out and is drinking alone at a party he thinks is a petty waste of time but yeah, he's fine. This is fine.